The Crapolicious Sen. Larry Craig’s (un)Greatest Hits

As a Crapolicious tribute to the obvious end of his career as a pubic (er, we mean public) servant, here is a collection of great media moments of the unhonorable, obviously still-closeted hypocrite Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID):

MSNBC “Breaking News” story:

Local CBS affiliate newsguys do weird re-enactment of incident on-air:

Hilarious reading of the actual police report by Larry Hipp:

Craig’s pubic apology announcement, which starts with: “Thank you all very much for coming out today”:

Ultimately weird/hypocritical statement that “Bill Clinton is a nasty, bad, naughty boy”:

1982 ABC News Video of Craig denying homosexuality in page sex scandal (at approx. 1:09 in):

Craig’s creepy “family values” endorsement of Mitt Romney for Prez:

Craig as one of the “Singing Senators” singing “Elvira” from 2001: