Classically Crapolicious Mascot Fights

EUGENE, OR – The University of Oregon recently suspended its goofy-looking Duck mascot, because it got in a (staged?) fight against the Cougar mascot from the University of Houston.
As you can see in the video below, an “unscheduled, un-rehearesed, full-on” mascot fight” ensued (yeah right), initially brought on because the Cougar mascot “imitated” the Oregon signature “total points push-up” that the Duck does after each score (like that’s not done by a million mascots/yell-leaders).

Oh well – now, it’s a classically Crapolicious legend:

OTHER CRAPOLICIOUS MASCOT FIGHTS:

Barney vs Chicken:

Enraged cheerleader(?) tackles mascot:

Giant robot mascot head-butts unknown creature mascot:

Cal Bear vs Stanford Tree:

Minnesota Timberwolf mascot gets knocked out:

Gladiator mascot knocks Warrior mascot’s head off: