The Seven Most Crapolicious Audition Tapes

Here at Crapolicio.us, we take pride in finding stuff “so crappy it’s delicious,” and nothing makes us happier than finding great attempts by “actors” and “tough guys” who want to become stars, but obviously never quite made it.

Henceforth, we present what we consider the Seven Most Crapolicious Audition Tapes:

7. Jxxxx’s audition for the reality show “Tonetine”:

6. Big Ben’s bad basketball handling audition:

5. Chris’ bad dance audition:

4. Bad ninja solo backflip audition:

3. Demo reel of the mulleted soon-to-be-action-star “Channing Lair” (be sure to watch all the way through to his “interview” at the end):

2. Crapoliciously crappy “tough guy” ninja auditions:

1. Crapolicious classic demo reel done specifically for Stanley Kubrick by the great, Julliard-trained act-tor Brian Atene: