One Of The Worst Commercials Ever Made

Today’s Crapolicious Earworm of Doom is brought to you by whoever made what we consider to be one of the Worst Commercials Ever Made – Wet Pets!

Soon, this lovely song will be stuck in your head. FOREVER:

W-E-T P-E-T-S!
W-E-T P-E-T-S!
Wet Pets San Pablo.
Only one place where fish and lizards
Hang out with cats and chinchillas
Kick back with hamsters and dogs
Parakeets, rabbits and scorpions
One stop, one shop, we got it all
Any pet you can get and take home
Best pet products and best pet food
Best pet service is Wet Pets for you!
W-E-T P-E-T-S!
W-E-T P-E-T-S!
Wet Pets San Pablo.