Paris Hilton’s “The Hottie And The Nottie” Considered Most Crapolicious Movie Of All Time

Posted by roasty on February 18th, 2008
Filed in Acting, Entertainment, Movies, News, TV, Video, Youtube

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Paris Hilton’s amazingly Crapolicious new feature film is called “The Hottie and The Nottie“ (we kid you nottie), which was released last weekend.

Written by an actual WGA member named Heidi Ferrer (hey Heidi, you should consider going back on strike…against yourself!) this flick just earned the dubious honors of being considered the “worst movie of all time,” according to readers of the Internet Movie Database. IMDB users gave it on average a score of 1.2 on a scale of 1-10.

Some other fascinating tidbits about this film:

Box office results for its opening weekend were $27,696. That’s nationwide folks, with an average of just shy of $250 per screen.
Reviewers don’t consider this a “hot” film at all, with an average grade of F. F as in FAILURE.
Online reviewers are a bit more lenient, giving it an average grade of D-.
Here are some of the folks responsible (do what you wish with this info): Directed by Tom Putnam; written by Heidi Ferrer; director of photography, Alex Vendler; edited by Jeff Malmberg and James Miley; produced by Victoria Nevinny, Neal Ramer, Myles Nestel and Hadeel Reda; released by Regent Releasing. Starring Paris Hilton (Cristabel Abbott), Joel David Moore (Nate Cooper), Christine Lakin (June Phigg) and Johann Urb (Johann Wutrich).

Movie Trailer (watch at your own risk):