Don’t “Zahmet” With This Turkish Rambo

We sure do.

Here’s a classically Crapolicious Turkish rip-off of the original “Rambo” that just sends our hearts all aflutter, especially with:

• The constant re-use of the exact same “death scream” sound effect
• The mysterious re-loading of the Turkish Rambo’s shoulder-fired missle (where does he keep those things anyways? wait, we don’t wanna know…)
• Turkish Rambo’s torn shirt
• The occasional “Star Wars” music sting (listen closely and you’ll hear it)