Crapolicio.us » Commercials http://www.crapolicious.com Worshipping the Worst of the Web. Sat, 20 Feb 2010 18:29:12 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 A Crapolicious Japanese Schwarzenegger Ad http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/06/17/a-crapolicious-japanese-schwarzenegger-ad/ http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/06/17/a-crapolicious-japanese-schwarzenegger-ad/#comments Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:16:29 +0000 roasty http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/06/17/a-crapolicious-japanese-schwarzenegger-ad/ Obviously Ahnold didn’t have to learn any Japanese for this Crapolicious ad, which just has him making various sounds:

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]]> http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/04/26/aaah-toilet-paper-foam-ad-%e2%80%93-huh/feed/ 0 Japanese English Lesson: “I Have A Bad Case Of Diarrhea!” http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/04/25/japanese-english-lesson-i-have-a-bad-case-of-diarrhea/ http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/04/25/japanese-english-lesson-i-have-a-bad-case-of-diarrhea/#comments Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:42:52 +0000 roasty http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/04/25/japanese-english-lesson-i-have-a-bad-case-of-diarrhea/ It’s hard to believe, but somebody somewhere in Japan thought this would be a good phrase to learn in Engrish:

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]]> http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/04/25/japanese-english-lesson-i-have-a-bad-case-of-diarrhea/feed/ 0 Another Reason To Hate Vista:This Video http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/04/16/another-reason-to-hate-vistathis-video/ http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/04/16/another-reason-to-hate-vistathis-video/#comments Thu, 17 Apr 2008 00:51:28 +0000 roasty http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/04/16/another-reason-to-hate-vistathis-video/ OMFG!

WTF?!

This has to be one of the most Crapolicio.us videos ever made for Microsoft.

EVAR:

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]]> http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/04/16/another-reason-to-hate-vistathis-video/feed/ 0 The Most Crapolicious Musical “Instrument.” EVAR. http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/04/08/the-most-crapolicious-musical-instrument-evar/ http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/04/08/the-most-crapolicious-musical-instrument-evar/#comments Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:04:32 +0000 roasty http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/04/08/the-most-crapolicious-musical-instrument-evar/ Wow…this thing is for reals?

Really?

If so, we wanna jam with the shaved head dude playing “reverie“:

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]]> http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/04/08/the-most-crapolicious-musical-instrument-evar/feed/ 0 The Crapolicious “It’s Rainin’ McCain” Music Video http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/03/24/the-crapolicious-its-rainin-mccain-music-video/ http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/03/24/the-crapolicious-its-rainin-mccain-music-video/#comments Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:00:12 +0000 moccachino http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/03/24/the-crapolicious-its-rainin-mccain-music-video/ When we first saw this we thought it was a clever joke to punk the McCain camp.

But then we watched it again.

And again.

And by golly, if our minds didn’t change – we think it’s a serious pro-McCain music video!

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As one of the commenters on YouTube put it:

Fat ugly dumb chicks = For McCain

Old And Angry White females = For Hillary

Academic Young Hotties = For Obama

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]]> http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/03/24/the-crapolicious-its-rainin-mccain-music-video/feed/ 0 What’s With All The Crapolicious Hillary Videos? http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/03/14/whats-with-all-the-crapolicious-hillary-videos/ http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/03/14/whats-with-all-the-crapolicious-hillary-videos/#comments Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:45:41 +0000 roasty http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/03/14/whats-with-all-the-crapolicious-hillary-videos/ Previously we showcased a truly Crapolicious music video done by some Hillary supporters.

Then there was Jack Nicholson’s endorsement video from his roles as a Murderer!

And now, we’ve found another one that is almost as bad, in its own inimitable way of course:

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]]> http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/03/14/whats-with-all-the-crapolicious-hillary-videos/feed/ 0 The Incredibly Crapolicious “Fred And Sharon Movie Productions” Film Festival http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/03/13/the-incredibly-crapolicious-fred-and-sharon-movie-productions-film-festival/ http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/03/13/the-incredibly-crapolicious-fred-and-sharon-movie-productions-film-festival/#comments Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:58:11 +0000 roasty http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/03/13/the-incredibly-crapolicious-fred-and-sharon-movie-productions-film-festival/ From the Great White North comes Fred and Sharon Spencer, two, ahem…“moviemakers“ who appear to be actually trying to make a living (WTF? HOW???), and um, “marketing” their “talents” on YouTube.

Please enjoy this truly Crapolicious collection of cinema masterpieces, paying special attention to the crappy 1980s-era Amiga-generated Star Wars-style title graphics, incredibly bad computer animation, the overuse of “Fred And Sharon Spencer Movie Productions,” consistent misspellings of the word Camaraman and much much more, including their own wonderful on-camara appearances and cute Canadian accents.

Added together, it makes for an incredibly Crapolicious Film Festival:

“A Video Movie Could Improve Your Life!”

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“I Could Sure Use A Hug Right Now”

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Amazing Special FX Video of “Ogopogo” the Monster:

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Shoporama Christmas Craft Fair:

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Christmas Greeting:

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Happy New Year Earthling:

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]]> http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/03/13/the-incredibly-crapolicious-fred-and-sharon-movie-productions-film-festival/feed/ 0 Jack Nicholson’s Crapolicious Endorsement Video For Hillary http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/03/03/jack-nicholsons-crapolicious-endorsement-video-for-hillary/ http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/03/03/jack-nicholsons-crapolicious-endorsement-video-for-hillary/#comments Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:51:22 +0000 roasty http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/03/03/jack-nicholsons-crapolicious-endorsement-video-for-hillary/ Here’s a very strange compilation endorsement video from non other than iconic actor Jack Nicholson, apparently throwing his weighty, sunglass-ensconced celebrityhood behind Hillary Clinton:

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Now, the thing that strikes us as Crapolicious about this spot is that now Hillary has been endorsed by:

  • The Joker from Batman, a mass murderer, opens things up talking about “trust” (yeah right, like anyone should trust the Joker!)
  • Jack Torrance, the psycho killer in The Shining, complaining to Lloyd the imaginary/ghost bartender
  • Col. Jessup in A Few Good Men, also charged with murder

So basically the message in this endorsement is that Hillary Clinton is the chosen candidate of MURDERERS!

Say what you will about these all being just “roles played by Jack” – the fact of the matter is that these are mostly bad characters whose lines are being re-purposed for political gain (Editor’s Note: Is Jack paying residuals for these clips? Is Hillary? And did anyone even bother to ask the Screenwriters for permission to re-purpose their words for a political spot? Is this video even legal???). Yet obviously Jack (and whoever edited this) didn’t think things through clearly enough!

TRULY CRAPOLICIOUS JACK!

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]]> http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/03/03/jack-nicholsons-crapolicious-endorsement-video-for-hillary/feed/ 0 This Crapolicious Video Is Reason Enough NOT to Vote For Hillary http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/02/15/this-crapolicious-video-is-reason-enough-not-to-vote-for-hillary/ http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/02/15/this-crapolicious-video-is-reason-enough-not-to-vote-for-hillary/#comments Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:00:52 +0000 roasty http://www.crapolicious.com/2008/02/15/this-crapolicious-video-is-reason-enough-not-to-vote-for-hillary/ Ouch…there’s noting more painful than watching a truly Crapolicious yet sincere attempt at creating one of them “viral video” thingys for the internets to help your candidate, in this case, the soon-to-toss-her-chips-in Sen. Hillary Clinton.

Is it the bad choreography? The lame lip-synching? The lousy, forced lyrics? Or just the awful song?

Sorry Hill…this video alone is reason enough NOT to vote for you:

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[Thanks for the crappy tip DolphyFan!]

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