Denise Richards, movie/TV star and ex-wife of Charlie Sheen, was actually allowed to sing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” in public at a Chicago Cubs game, and here’s the Crapolicious result:

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We sure do.

Here’s a classically Crapolicious Turkish rip-off of the original “Rambo” that just sends our hearts all aflutter, especially with:

• The constant re-use of the exact same “death scream” sound effect
• The mysterious re-loading of the Turkish Rambo’s shoulder-fired missle (where does he keep those things anyways? wait, we don’t wanna know…)
• Turkish Rambo’s torn shirt
• The occasional “Star Wars” music sting (listen closely and you’ll hear it)

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WTF?!

This has to be one of the most Crapolicio.us videos ever made for Microsoft.

EVAR:

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To celebrate the day right, here’s a fine collection of the most Crapolicious Leprechaun videos you’ll find anywhere:

From the film “Leprechaun 3″ (there were two others???), here’s a scene where ol’ Leppy meets Elvis:

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From “Leprechaun 5″ (wait…there were 5?) comes this scene where ol’ Leppy raps:

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From “Leprechaun In The Hood” (huh???), ol’ Leppy smokes a bong:

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The classic news story about a “Leprechaun In A Tree”:

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The Leprechaun, The Girls, The Pole and The Booty Band (we have no idea either):

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And of course, the infamous recent “teen gnome sighting” in Argentina:

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Please enjoy this truly Crapolicious collection of cinema masterpieces, paying special attention to the crappy 1980s-era Amiga-generated Star Wars-style title graphics, incredibly bad computer animation, the overuse of “Fred And Sharon Spencer Movie Productions,” consistent misspellings of the word Camaraman and much much more, including their own wonderful on-camara appearances and cute Canadian accents.

Added together, it makes for an incredibly Crapolicious Film Festival:

“A Video Movie Could Improve Your Life!”

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“I Could Sure Use A Hug Right Now”

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Amazing Special FX Video of “Ogopogo” the Monster:

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Shoporama Christmas Craft Fair:

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Christmas Greeting:

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Happy New Year Earthling:

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Now, the thing that strikes us as Crapolicious about this spot is that now Hillary has been endorsed by:

• The Joker from Batman, a mass murderer, opens things up talking about “trust” (yeah right, like anyone should trust the Joker!)
• Jack Torrance, the psycho killer in The Shining, complaining to Lloyd the imaginary/ghost bartender
• Col. Jessup in A Few Good Men, also charged with murder

So basically the message in this endorsement is that Hillary Clinton is the chosen candidate of MURDERERS!

Say what you will about these all being just “roles played by Jack” – the fact of the matter is that these are mostly bad characters whose lines are being re-purposed for political gain (Editor’s Note: Is Jack paying residuals for these clips? Is Hillary? And did anyone even bother to ask the Screenwriters for permission to re-purpose their words for a political spot? Is this video even legal???). Yet obviously Jack (and whoever edited this) didn’t think things through clearly enough!

TRULY CRAPOLICIOUS JACK!

And everyone knows TV Host Ryan Seacrest as the “poofy wuss kiss-ass host who might faint at any moment.”

What happens when these two Hollywood powerhouses meet awkwardly, face-to-face, on the red carpet?

Watch and see:

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Written by an actual WGA member named Heidi Ferrer (hey Heidi, you should consider going back on strike…against yourself!) this flick just earned the dubious honors of being considered the “worst movie of all time,” according to readers of the Internet Movie Database. IMDB users gave it on average a score of 1.2 on a scale of 1-10.

Some other fascinating tidbits about this film:

• Box office results for its opening weekend were $27,696. That’s nationwide folks, with an average of just shy of $250 per screen.
• Reviewers don’t consider this a “hot” film at all, with an average grade of F. F as in FAILURE.
• Online reviewers are a bit more lenient, giving it an average grade of D-.
• Here are some of the folks responsible (do what you wish with this info): Directed by Tom Putnam; written by Heidi Ferrer; director of photography, Alex Vendler; edited by Jeff Malmberg and James Miley; produced by Victoria Nevinny, Neal Ramer, Myles Nestel and Hadeel Reda; released by Regent Releasing. Starring Paris Hilton (Cristabel Abbott), Joel David Moore (Nate Cooper), Christine Lakin (June Phigg) and Johann Urb (Johann Wutrich).

Movie Trailer (watch at your own risk):

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Ebert & Roeper Review:

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Paris’ recent appearance on Letterman:

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